Felony Coffee

Felony Coffee. Liquid Gold.

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VAULT / DOCK 09
01 / The take

Bottled contraband

Three coffees and one blood-orange iced tea. The cash stayed in the vault.

Evidence Tampering bottled coffee, ube and coconut
EXHIBIT 01 / 04
Inside the case · Dock 09

Evidence Tampering

Ube / Toasted coconut

Uniform issue 01 · Custody blue

02 / The Dock 09 racket

Follow the bottle

The cook makes it. The fence moves it. The fixer writes the alibi.

The Dock 09 cook pouring a batch into a Felony Coffee bottle
K / Kona Island Coffee

The cook

Behind the shutters, the cook cuts dark coffee with violet ube. Toasted coconut goes in last. By dawn, the batch has vanished.

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At the fictional neon pawn window, a clerk trades cash for a bottle of Felony Coffee
B / Big Brands

The fence

Slip a bottle under the pawn glass. The clerk checks the seal and counts out the take. Off screen: Big Brands is the planned bottler and distributor.

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The fixer's typewriter and coffee-stained case notes
A / Agentic Attorney

The fixer

Four bottles. Four charges. One missing manifest. The fixer wrote the case against every flavor and left the verdict to you.

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Heist Tea, blood-orange iced black tea in an amber-lit evidence vault
04 / Cold case

Heist Tea

Blood orange. Black tea. Ice cold. The fourth case slipped out under a coffee manifest.

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Evidence report

The charge

Tasting notes

Your verdict